The use of low-attenuating yeast, DME with low-fermenability, crystal malt and lactose should result in a sweet beer. Since apple juice ferments very dry, you should get a slightly sweet but not cloying beer, with very low bitterness. Both the 13-litre wort and the 12-litre apple juice will have an OG approximately 50, give or take a few.
It should be the ideal beer for teenage girls, grannies, irritated wives and anyone who prefers chardonnay.

Water: Soft water.
Grain: 450g Crystal malt 60L
Steep: Crushed crystal malt is steeped in a grain bag at 68°C for 30 minutes. It is then re-steeped to dissolve the remaining sugar in a second quota of 76°C hot water, which is added to the main batch to make up 13 litres.
Boil: 60 minutes, 13 liters; You should boil off a little less than a litre.
- 1.5kg Light dry malt extract (ideally a DME with low fermentabilty which will finish sweet, like Briess or Laaglander)
- 100g Molasses
- 200g Lactose
- Irish Moss
- 5 teaspoons yeast nutrient
After boil & cool, mix wort with 12 litres of refrigerated apple juice to make 24 litres at roughly 14 BU. Ferment at 18°C (65°F)
Yeast: Low-attenuating yeast, e.g. Windsor.
Carbonation: 175g Dried Malt Extract for 23 liters at 18°C (65°F)