Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.

Greatcthulhu · Post by **Greatcthulhu** » Sun May 12, 2013 8:00 pm

Ok, so I've done some dumb things in my life, but today really takes the biscuit. I'd got 40pts of Ditch's to go in the barrel and everything started off OK- filled the barrel with sterilizer, put all the bits and bobs in the barrel and left it for 20 mins. Then I took everything out of the barrel, ready for rinsing and went to pour the sterilizer down the loo. As I was tipping it out, I caught a glimpse of something white disappearing round the u-bend- yes, my keg tap was now on it's way to the local sewage plant. A few hours and much swearing later, I now have 40 BOTTLES of Ditch's stout.

cellone · Post by **cellone** » Sun May 12, 2013 9:24 pm

Whoops!

Post by **Andy** » Sun May 12, 2013 9:26 pm

A well stocked spares bin is a thing of wonder at times like that.

Ditch · Post by **Ditch** » Sun May 12, 2013 10:59 pm

This is just f**king terrible! I have a complete keg tap unit, 'Cluttering Up' a corner of my work surface out there!

I said to someone, just the other night: " There will come a time when we'll be able to 'email' solid objects to each other. "

Meanwhile? Best I can suggest it to pour a bottle and then walk away for a bit. Let it lose that Fizz

Post by **themadhippy** » Sun May 12, 2013 11:17 pm

" There will come a time when we'll be able to 'email' solid objects to each other.

get a 3d scanner and 3d printer ,well if you can print a gun............

lee1 · Post by **lee1** » Sun May 12, 2013 11:37 pm

oh well it could have been worse the beer could hav gone down the toilet

now get over your loss and enjoy the beer

CJR · Post by **CJR** » Mon May 13, 2013 9:24 am

GC, all I can say is RDWHAHB.

themadhippy wrote:
" There will come a time when we'll be able to 'email' solid objects to each other.
get a 3d scanner and 3d printer ,well if you can print a gun............

Would you trust a DIY firearm though?

shazza · Post by **shazza** » Mon May 13, 2013 2:18 pm

Aren't you lucky you had the bottles pal?Otherwise you'd be having your few scoops literally i.e. ladle from the bucket.

Ditch · Post by **Ditch** » Mon May 13, 2013 4:12 pm

shazza wrote: ladle from the bucket.

Damn! Actually, he could have simply done what I do: Stick a syphon tube, with a tap on it, in there and away ye go. My stuff's literally 'On Tap'

Greatcthulhu · Post by **Greatcthulhu** » Mon May 13, 2013 8:44 pm

Cheers lads. I can sort of see the funny side of it now. The other half was trying to keep a straight face when I told her. Besides, at least I still have the beer, which is the most important thing.

Redimpz · Post by **Redimpz** » Wed May 29, 2013 9:20 am

Would you trust a DIY firearm though?[/quote]

this usually goes...........BANG!!!..............Oh my god. My hand!!!!!!!

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