HELP! ive got 31 cucumbers to take wine with tomorrow!

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Re: HELP! ive got 31 cuxumbers to take wine with tomorrow!

Post by themadhippy » Sun Oct 22, 2017 12:21 am

I'd be tempted to adapt a marrow rum recipes
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Re: HELP! ive got 31 cuxumbers to take wine with tomorrow!

Post by keith1664 » Sun Oct 22, 2017 12:51 am

Let us know how it turns out.
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Re: HELP! ive got 31 cuxumbers to take wine with tomorrow!

Post by aamcle » Sun Oct 22, 2017 7:13 am

well all i can say from "aamcle";s reply, which was meant to get some recipes, it hasnt worked, he just looked stupid...
Direct link to a recipe www.roxannehaddrell.com/recipes/cucumberwine.htm It was difficult to find I had to enter Cucumber Wine in quotes :- "Cucumber Wine". #-o #-o


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Re: HELP! ive got 31 cuxumbers to take wine with tomorrow!

Post by avtovaz » Sun Oct 22, 2017 10:19 am

no it wasnt hard, but i was asking if anyone had made it before and if it was any good, not can someone stupid help me with google. thanks anyway

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Re: HELP! ive got 31 cuxumbers to take wine with tomorrow!

Post by bobsbeer » Sun Oct 22, 2017 12:17 pm

Never made Cucumber wine but that recipe posted by Aamcle looks good. Let us know how it turns out if you make it.

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Post by avtovaz » Sun Oct 22, 2017 12:52 pm

yes well, cut them up added sugar, etc, and its there now, only thing is i didnt have wine yeast, i thought i did, but i did have some mead yeast, i know ist not right, but ill see how it get s on..

Ill pass on the results.

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Re: HELP! ive got 31 cuxumbers to take wine with tomorrow!

Post by richard080561 » Sun Oct 22, 2017 8:09 pm

avtovaz wrote:
Sun Oct 22, 2017 10:19 am
no it wasnt hard, but i was asking if anyone had made it before and if it was any good, not can someone stupid help me with google. thanks anyway
Seeing as you said
well all i can say from "aamcle";s reply, which was meant to get some recipes, it hasnt worked
it looks to me as though you did need help with Google.
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Re: HELP! ive got 31 cuxumbers to take wine with tomorrow!

Post by avtovaz » Sun Oct 22, 2017 8:59 pm

i understand how forums seem to work, people come here and ask questions, and it is quite fortunate that you do get these " go check google " here, it stops them going out being stupid in real life. Maybe these forum do their bit for society really, make the real world a less stupid place by letting them congregate here?

It made me think, sponsor a stupid person could catch on! lots of candidates posting on my thread!

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Re: HELP! ive got 31 cuxumbers to take wine with tomorrow!

Post by demig » Sun Oct 22, 2017 9:00 pm

That’s true there certainly are...

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Re: HELP! ive got 31 cuxumbers to take wine with tomorrow!

Post by Dennis King » Sun Oct 22, 2017 9:32 pm

I always thought the idea of forums was to debate different ideas not just to get other people to do your work for you. They even have their own search facility to help you look things up. Calling other members stupid is not constructive.

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Re: HELP! ive got 31 cuxumbers to take wine with tomorrow!

Post by demig » Sun Oct 22, 2017 9:38 pm

Dennis King wrote:I always thought the idea of forums was to debate different ideas not just to get other people to do your work for you. They even have their own search facility to help you look things up. Calling other members stupid is not constructive.
With you there Dennis!

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Re: HELP! ive got 31 cuxumbers to take wine with tomorrow!

Post by avtovaz » Sun Oct 22, 2017 9:44 pm

i was stood in tescos, looking at a mound of cheep cucumbers, and i had a quick look on google on my phone, saw that there was a bit of info, so i asked here on my phone in tescos, and then came home.

" look on google "

well, i already had.


I was hoping to get someone s experiences of brewing cucumbers.

It looks like no one has brewed cucumbers...


It does however look like there is a school somewhere for normal people to goto before joining forums, and at that school you learn to be stupid. It must have taken some time to be as stupid as some of the posts have been on here so far... i respect the time and effort put in!


Shame no one has spent the time brewing cucumbers instead ..

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Post by Dennis King » Sun Oct 22, 2017 9:54 pm

Sorry but not sure why everyone is being labelled stupid. The only stupidity I can see so far is buying 31 cucumbers.

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Re: HELP! ive got 31 cuxumbers to take wine with tomorrow!

Post by richard080561 » Sun Oct 22, 2017 9:57 pm

avtovaz wrote:
Sun Oct 22, 2017 9:44 pm
i was stood in tescos, looking at a mound of cheep cucumbers, and i had a quick look on google on my phone, saw that there was a bit of info, so i asked here on my phone in tescos, and then came home.

" look on google "

well, i already had.


I was hoping to get someone s experiences of brewing cucumbers.

It looks like no one has brewed cucumbers...


It does however look like there is a school somewhere for normal people to goto before joining forums, and at that school you learn to be stupid. It must have taken some time to be as stupid as some of the posts have been on here so far... i respect the time and effort put in!


Shame no one has spent the time brewing cucumbers instead ..
No one here has brewed cucumber wine but someone managed to use Google to find you a cucumber wine recipe, which you failed to do and then you call them stupid.
Don't expect to much help next time you ask a question.
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Re: HELP! ive got 31 cucumbers to take wine with tomorrow!

Post by avtovaz » Sun Oct 22, 2017 10:01 pm

dunno, i see that all 31 are fermenting quite well..


only thing is stupid is next time someone goes to tescos and sees cheep cucumbers; then googles "making with cheep cucumbers" the amount that "google" " cucumbers" has been used on this thread , there now is a high chance the googlebot may send them here...

people may never brew cucumbers again, and its all aamcle;s fault...


happy now aamcle, it kinda backfired... #-o

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