Turbo Cider

[pauliedangerously]

[quote="AceMcAce"]I was doing a 20l batch, and one sachet of cider yeast was fine. It all went wrong the other night though.
I had just seen Iron Maiden in Manchester. It was a lovely night. I got back to Chester, and my Mum came to me with a sad look on her face
"AceMcAce, I think you should go to the garage. Something has happened"

I opened the garage door to see 20L of lovely lovely TC all over the floor. The builders had left a plank of wood leant against the wall, which fell down and knocked the tap on my FV causing it to skip the thread and drain out all over the floor.
Anybody know how to stop my garage smelling like a brewery? I'd hose it out, but there are 2 chest freezers and a washing machine in there that I'd rather not kill.[/quote]

What a 'mare!!!

[trucker5774]

Time to get busy with your tongue