likesbeer wrote:quick search on here for a recipe and see several posts talking about it taking ages to condition, months if not more
Is there a quick way that'll be ready in time?
Or any suggestions on something for an x-mass brew?
Most people who make mead use
lots of honey for a strongly alcoholic result. That's what takes so much time.
Why not make a low-alcohol carbonated hopped mead? Keep the initial gravity to a max of 1.060 and use 15 to 20 BUs worth of boiling hops. (Don't forget yeast nutrient, 1 teaspoon per UK gallon. A teaspoon of Marmite works wonders for yeast too.) Boil the hops & nutrients in water only for 45 minutes, then add the honey for the last 15 minutes, with the heat off (just to pasteurize). Clover honey blended from international sources is just fine for this application.
Make an ale yeast stater. Ferment about 10 days at room temperature, then siphon to secondary for 4 weeks. Finings for protein are appropriate at siphoning, but certainly not necessary. Bottle, priming the batch with 15 to 20 grams of sugar per UK gallon, depending on how much fizz you like. (The 20 gram/UK gallon yields carbonation at levels most Americans prefer. I know Brits prefer less, as do I.) Leave it to age/carbonate for 1 month. It will be ready by Xmas.
Since this will ferment out to a gravity of 1.000 or even a little less, the expected alcohol from an OG of 1.050 is at least 6.5%, and 1.060 will yield at least 7.9%. This is not wimpy by any standard!
A friend of mine made this recipe 20 years ago and got the hop quota wrong. Instead of approx 30 grams of hops, he used 3 oz. (Understandable error - he was full of amusement aids.) Anyway, we dubbed his brew
lemonade for lumberjacks. It still wasn't too bad, just less delicate than it should have been.