Is this normal

[maxashton]

One of my proudest moments was farting so loud (in bed) it actually woke my wife up, roused echoes, and made the cat go out the window.

I was laughing even as she hit me with a Gary Jennings book.

Incidentally, why did you post pictures of the inside of your lava lamp, that man?

[Andy]

[maxashton]

comedy gold

[Alton_Bee]

35 and I still find farting funny

I'm 35 and, like you, I still find farting funny. My wife is 39 and she doesn't find it amusing in the least. Me? I'm going to enjoy it for the last few years while I can

And there in lies One of the many differences between Men and Women !!!

[SteveD]

One of my proudest moments was farting so loud (in bed) it actually woke my wife up, roused echoes, and made the cat go out the window.

I was laughing even as she hit me with a Gary Jennings book.

Incidentally, why did you post pictures of the inside of your lava lamp, that man?

During one of my toxic fart phases I farted in bed one night so horribly that it not only woke Jen up, but she almost threw up. I was particularly pleased with that one. Craftsmanship!

[mysterio]

I still make myself chuckle when I think of the day back in my teens when a friend and me went into town to buy those must have hi top trainers. My bowels were on pretty rancid form that day which caused much myrth between me and my mate, up until the point he started trying on some trainers with the aid of a particularly attractive young shop assistant. Without either of them noticing I sidled up behind her and expelled a particularly noxious gas cloud and, just as silently disappeared amoing the clothing racks leaving my mate with a red face and the assistant with a look of disgust on hers

[maxashton]

I was particularly pleased with that one. Craftsmanship!

My dad did that to his mates once, only in a VW Beetle. They were not amused.

[Scooby]

35 and I still find farting funny

If you transpose your age DaaB your getting close to mine (old fart) and I still find it funny. No matter your age we are all little boys really. My wife joins in now but says as she is related to the Queen and hers don't smell

Neither of us find it funny when the dog farts

Edit: BTW many years ago at closing time we would carry on with an all night session at someones place where we would set light to them (farts that is), now that is funny. anyone done that

[ColinKeb]

in my greasy biker days my mate (who was a bit thick) followed the trend of patching up his jeans but decided it was easier to use impact adhesive rather than stitches to do it. once when we we sat in a van he put both his feet up on the dashboard and lit his fart .
initialy it was quite impressive unitl his jeans turned into a fireball and being true friends we took neccessary emergency action and kicked him out of the passenger door. the sight of a hairy youth running round the high street with his jeans on fire was very funny luckily he managed to put them out himself as we were wetting ourselves with genuine concern in the van

he didnt use glue on his trousers after that

[Scooby]

Seems like a very apt subject title for this thread It's Blazing Saddles revisited, BADGES! WE DON'T NEED NO STINKING BADGES

[tubby_shaw]

Does any body else give them a score out of 10?
0 not being worth the effort and 10 being loud enough to make the ears bleed and a smell that is instantly vomit inducing

No, but my mate cuts his up using his hand like a knife and hands out the sections to the people around him

[louthepoo]

Does any body else give them a score out of 10?
0 not being worth the effort and 10 being loud enough to make the ears bleed and a smell that is instantly vomit inducing

Not normally one to brag but i'm a constatnt performer in the 7.5 to 10 category! SWMBO gets so disgusted i roll around laughing crying buckets! the stomach pain from laughing is worth it though.

It is one of the resons for my name