Efficiency! Help

[SteveD]

Hi Andy, Daab. Cheers.

I've looked at a couple of software packages on the net, the odd trial version, etc. I always end up staring at the screen and going Whaaa? Confused! Don't know where to start. It's not difficult to do it all on paper anyway. (Old School)

Steve

[Scooby]

I'm just about to send an order for the latest abacus

Now where did I put my Quill and parchment

[SteveD]

At least paper wont cost you loads of cash when a few liters of sanitiser gets spilled on it Before long the only place you'll find pencil and paper is in a museum

Oh dear, did one knock over a bucket of steriliser solution on one's laptop? OUCHY!!!! There are easier ways to degunge a keyboard, you know.

[SteveD]

I'm just about to send an order for the latest abacus

Now where did I put my Quill and parchment

Ahh, you may mock, but were porter, mild, pale ale, IPA, stout, lager, and pilsener, created on a laptop? Methinks not, and if paper was good enough for them, it's good enough for me....

....mind you..Labbats Extra Chill Ice Filtered Citrus Beer Lite probably was created on a PC........'nuff said

[Jim]

At least paper wont cost you loads of cash when a few liters of sanitiser gets spilled on it Before long the only place you'll find pencil and paper is in a museum

Oh dear, did one knock over a bucket of steriliser solution on one's laptop? OUCHY!!!! There are easier ways to degunge a keyboard, you know.

Fortunately not, when tempted to browse the forum while brewing though I have visions of doing this and resist the temptation.

I did spill a glass of Jack Daniels on a laptop once though

Disaster! It probably spoiled the laptop as well!

[PieOPah]

A pint of beer over my keyboard. Fortunately I was able to prise the affected keys and clean them with my wifes nail polish remover. Everything is fine now

[Scooby]

Ahh, you may mock, but were porter, mild, pale ale, IPA, stout, lager, and pilsener, created on a laptop?

I was thinking of sending this by pigeon post but this way is far superior

personally I create my brews in the consevatory

[SteveD]

A pint of beer over my keyboard. Fortunately I was able to prise the affected keys and clean them with my wifes nail polish remover. Everything is fine now

Ribena is murder too...especially when poured over the keyboard by a 3 year old.

Since we put a new floor down in the kitchen, my wife would much rather I created brews on the laptop, rather than in the kitchen, as previously

[Western Brewer]

Don't know if any of you know the Dilbert cartoon strip that was in one of the newspapers a few years back. The characters were in an office based enviroment and they were always taking the p*ss out of the boss and demeaning him in someway. I remember him saying his laptop had crashed again and wanted to know how to reboot it. Dilbert and is collegue said, 'Turn it upside down and shake it over your head' Boss leaves happy with this. The collegue turns to Dilbert and says. 'When are we going to tell him it's an Etch a Sketch'

[PieOPah]

I love dilbert - just wish I could read more of him.

[eskimobob]

I love dilbert - just wish I could read more of him.

My wife usually buys me the Dilbert desk calendar each year - a giggle a day keeps the doctor away

[mr.c]

23L

Pale malt: extract = 3 x 300/23 = 39.13


Wheat malt: extract = 3 x 390/23 = 50.86


Total potential extract =39.13 + 50.86 = 89.99 (degrees of gravity)


1.070 % 89.99 x 100 = 77.78

so has this come out at 78% Efficiency


The SG 1.070 at 26c For 23L or did i miss some think

[Andy]

1070 at 26 deg C is actually 1071 at 20 degC so you got yourself an extra point!

[mr.c]

ok im very happy with that this is for 23L of Hefeweizen

how do i work out the Alcohol content and when best to rack

[Seveneer]

That's really good efficiency with that much wheat.