Just a quick couple of comments.
Chloride levels, don't worry about your elevated level compared to Plzen it will help to boost your malt profile which for Bohemian type pilsners is a good thing. In fact I would be tempted to boost your Calcium Level to 150ppm using Calcium Chloride(Which also boosts chloride) to really assist in getting a full malty profile.
Traditional hops are Saaz . . .And . . . Saaz, and you need lots of them. I would recommend buying some NZ Saaz B from Ross in Aus, as that is one way to cut down on hop qtys (Esp with Saaz Alphas falling to 2%!!), and use traditional saaz for aroma which you need plenty of.
S23 is a good lager yeast, especially in 500g packets, you will be looking to pitch 100-120g per hectalitre especially if you pitch cold and if you can get the W34/70 that would be another good one to try.
Fermentation temperatures - IIRC 10-12C for S23, Ferment 1 day for each degree Plato (~4 Gravity points), then when the gravity has fallen to around 1/4 ramp the temp up to 15-16C for a couple of days to reduce the diacetyl. Then drop the temperature as cold as you can get it, for a few days-> a couple of weeks, before racking off into a secondary. Then you are looking at Lagering for 1 week for each degree Plato at temps around 0C. While I know you have said its not possible. I find that dropping the temp to -2C for a couple of weeks really speeds up the lagering process
I'll post a couple of recipes when I get my other PC fired up.