Yep liquidman, I guess was being a little bit rhetorical too!
I can hear you though, the pain of ditching a those months of effort and even worse, the resulting empty keg is just unbearable!
You'd be surprised how some flavours do clean up with a thorough lagering, I have had several of late fermented with 2782PC Staro Prague that tasted like a weak, grainy, beery salsa, so hints of capsicum and tomato flavours going in to the keg but came out a month later almost like manna from heaven. Some flavours we are stuck with though, sounds like soapy is one unfortunately. Don't panic though, learn from these experiences!