I fancy a crap beer and a jps or even an embassy filter. Love the picture, you want a huge orange glass ashtray and a car d of peanuts revealing scantily clad women. (But you call them "birds").
Well at least the Northerners will be excited by the big heads. I do remember drinking Ruddles County from big "party 7" style cans, I always finished 'em though, didn't need to keep them fizzy.