Gruit Ale.....14th Century Recipe!

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Re: Gruit Ale.....14th Century Recipe!

Post by WalesAles » Sat Sep 13, 2014 7:10 pm

Ditch wrote:God dammit! This thread's just So loaded with possibilities for infantile innuendo's ....! Sadly, I'm just so loaded with f**king stout that I feel I'm on that tipping point now ..... Oh Dear F**king God! For some reason, I just paused and spotted my finger nails! That's just f**king Disgusting! :shock:

Wales; FFS do that one where they chuck a cock bird in the FV. Beer must taste fowl!

You're, genuinely, the only person on this whole site I reckon could be f**ked up enough to try that! Image What else did ye do? Blackberries in stout?! :-&

Come on, Wales; The pleading eyes of the site are turned toward you. Please don't let us down ..........

Do that chicken in the bucket beer!

Send me a bottle of it. I'll sit here, in mortal horror of its f**king presence in my room, for the rest of my days!

But, you, Wales, will adopt the mantle of F**king Legend, in my eyes! Image
Ditch,
I have not done Blackberries in Stout! [-X
I have done Chilli Stout, Coconut Stout, Raspberry Stout, 3 Gall Stout (3 times) :D
You will have to give me the recipe for this Chicken Beer, I`ve Googled it but can`t find anything! (probably a wind-up anyway)! #-o #-o
You post it here and I will Brew it if it looks doable! :D #-o
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Re: Gruit Ale.....14th Century Recipe!

Post by Ditch » Sat Sep 13, 2014 10:36 pm

Wales; It's all down in the Tap, right now! Known as " Cock Ale " (I shit ye not!)

Check it out under " Fowl Beer Recipe ".

Game on!

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Re: Gruit Ale.....14th Century Recipe!

Post by WalesAles » Sun Sep 14, 2014 10:40 am

Ditch,
Game On Indeed! :D
Thanks for the recipe, I will make this next Friday! :D #-o

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Re: Gruit Ale.....14th Century Recipe!

Post by Ditch » Sun Sep 14, 2014 10:44 am

:shock: Jesus f**king wept! :-&

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Re: Gruit Ale.....14th Century Recipe!

Post by Hopping_Mad » Sun Sep 14, 2014 8:22 pm

He's surely not going to do it is he?

I'm nearly blowing chunks just at the thought!!!

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Re: Gruit Ale.....14th Century Recipe!

Post by AlbionOakley » Sun Sep 14, 2014 8:28 pm

At least cook the chicken first ...

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Re: Gruit Ale.....14th Century Recipe!

Post by Ditch » Sun Sep 14, 2014 11:36 pm

Hopping_Mad wrote: I'm nearly blowing chunks just at the thought!!!
Strange it should have that effect on ye? My neighbours once found me blowing chunks in the road outside their place, after a good feed of beers.

They went f**king ballistic!

" Chunks " is their Rottweilers name ..... :oops:

I still feel though; I'd rather blow chunks than guzzle beer Wales' put his cock in! :shock:

What do they call those cheesy biscuits ....? :-&

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Re: Gruit Ale.....14th Century Recipe!

Post by WalesAles » Sat Sep 20, 2014 9:41 pm

Right Then, Ye Non Believers!
I just said to MrsAles ` Fancy a Chicken Dinner Tomorrow, MrsAles said `Making that Stupid Beer are you?` :)
The Chicken will be bought tomorrow and Cooked in the oven, proper Sunday Dinner Job!
The Bones and everything else will be flayed and marinated in wine in the fridge and Game On (no pun intended)! :D
Cock Ale here we come! :D :D
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Re: Gruit Ale.....14th Century Recipe!

Post by Hopping_Mad » Sat Sep 20, 2014 9:56 pm

Hey, ho!

WA has finally got his cock out! :wink:

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Re: Gruit Ale.....14th Century Recipe!

Post by Ditch » Sat Sep 20, 2014 10:08 pm

WalesAles wrote:Right Then, Ye Non Believers!
I just said to MrsAles ` Fancy a Chicken Dinner Tomorrow, MrsAles said `Making that Stupid Beer are you?`
Don't stand for That, Wales! You tell her ..... Clicky! Image

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Re: Gruit Ale.....14th Century Recipe!

Post by WalesAles » Sat Sep 20, 2014 10:13 pm

Just been to one of my THREE Beer Fridges and out came a bottle of `Gruit Ale`! :D #-o
OMFG! This Brew is Bloody Smelly, Bloody Tasty, In Fact, It`s Bloody Lovely Mun!
MB, You will love this One! :D :D =D> =D>
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Re: Gruit Ale.....14th Century Recipe!

Post by WalesAles » Thu Sep 25, 2014 8:10 pm

Coopers Real Ale made.
Chicken Carcass Marinade made.
Blend it together tomorrow, `Cock Ale` is being made! :D #-o

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Re: Gruit Ale.....14th Century Recipe!

Post by Exiled Bradfordian » Sat Sep 27, 2014 7:53 am

Status update, please.

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Re: Gruit Ale.....14th Century Recipe!

Post by Hengoedbrewer » Sat Sep 27, 2014 10:03 am

Ditch wrote:
WalesAles wrote:Right Then, Ye Non Believers!
I just said to MrsAles ` Fancy a Chicken Dinner Tomorrow, MrsAles said `Making that Stupid Beer are you?`
Don't stand for That, Wales! You tell her ..... Clicky! Image
+10 to Ditch for Game of Thrones reference. =D>

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Re: Gruit Ale.....14th Century Recipe!

Post by timbo41 » Sat Sep 27, 2014 1:34 pm

Fooking animal mun
Just like trying new ideas!

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