... well, "100% certain" is a big ask, but I reckon if you put together the collective learning of this (and plenty of other) forum(s) then you should get high 90s% anyway ... I'll try to summarise what I think I've seen of that, and use Ditch's Stout as a case study in the approach (I'm sure he won't mind), because let's face it, that's close to "100% certain" for most people and when people have problems with it, we usually find that they just didn't follow Ditch's instructionsbigtoe wrote:What we need is a 100% certain way of brewing a kit, regardless of where its from that will not produce the twang, even if it has to be kit by kit, change yeast, use RO water....etc, there has to be a way to guarantee the brew will be sublime and worth the extra effort you put in.


So, I'd suggest the learning points go ...
- Use fresh ingredients - like Laripu suggests above, stuff goes off if you leave it hanging around and the LME in kit cans appears to go off quicker than other stuff ... Ditch gets his stuff from Shane at the Homebrew Company, Shane doesn't have a warm retail shop where the kits he sells sit around for ages, Shane has a high turnover so the kits he sells come in to him and go out to customers pretty soon after, and while they're with him they're probably in a big cool warehouse. Ditch doesn't hang around either, he gets a batch of kits, brews them and drinks them in pretty short order. So nothing's hanging around
- Keep simple sugars to a minimum, use malt extract instead - The kit instructions may say to add 1kg sugar (or whatever), but you should already have thrown those away anyway, do yourself and your yeast a favour and use malt extract ... Ditch adds 1kg of DME to his stout recipe, he may add some sugar nowadays, but the proportion of simple sugar when he adds a mug full will be minimal
- Pitch enough, well prepared yeast into well prepared wort - those little 7g packs in most kits probably aren't enough (especially if the kit hasn't been stored well enough) and sprinkling direct onto the wort kills too many of your yeast. So it will probably help to pitch a bigger 11g pack of yeast, bought separately, and learn to rehydrate it in luke-warm water first. You should then pitch your rehydrated yeast into well aerated wort ... now, you might say "But Ditch uses the kit yeast and sprinkles" to this point, but you have to remember that Ditch uses the virtually bullet proof Cooper's yeast and he's pitching it into wort that he's aerated with his drill and paint stirrer to within an inch of its life
(and Ditch has tried the alternatives (see point 6 below ) and found this to reliably work, so he can get away with that approach, with that kit
)
- Keep fermentation temperature stable - Get your FV to a good temperature for fermentation for the yeast, and maintain that temperature ... you may say that the 22C that Ditch ferments his stout at is a bit warm for the yeast, but Ditch has found that temperature to work by (a great deal of) trial and error, and he maintains his fermentation temp by sticking a (thermostatically controlled) fish tank heater straight into his FV in a cool room. None of this cold at night and warm in the day fluctuations for Ditch's brews. Temperature stability can be at least as important for a clean ferment as the chosen fermentation temperature so it's worth putting some effort into making sure you control it
- Let it ferment fully - Don't try and rush the ferment, just because there's no bubbles on the wort/beer (or even coming through your airlock if you use one) doesn't mean it's finished. Let the fermentation finish properly by letting the yeast clean up after themselves, after they've finished all the sugars in the wort ... Ditch leaves his ferments for 10 days, whenever I've done a Ditch's Stout the yeast have looked finished after about 5-6 days, but those extra few days are when the yeast go around and clear up all the rubbish tasting by-products they made during the ferment, before settling down and hibernating, and it's a good idea to make sure you let them do that
- Keep trying - if at first you don't succeed, etc ... the Ditch's Stout Master Class thread (link) wasn't posted at the start of Ditch explaining how to get this beer right, the first post was actually posted by him to try to finish it, to put a definitive instruction post together, and since then there have been another 177 pages of posts about it
My point is that Ditch hasn't just got lucky getting this recipe, with this kit, to work he's tried the combinations, developed the recipe and tried those, over and over, to get there. So if you taste a "twang" in some beer you've produced, look at the above points and see what you could have done differently, and then try it again and do it differently in that way ... don't just give up on brewing that kit


Cheers, PhilB