Blinky wrote:
I *may* throw it away /cries: forgive me!!.
DON'T!!!

Here's my story ..... As I type this I'll be
Enjoying my second pint of Cuntons " Wherry " of the evening. It's right in front of me now. Stuck like the proverbial to a blanket, at 20. DBE and YV did nothing. So I did. I kegged it.
That was about a week ago. Now I quite Look Foreward to getting in amongst it of an evening! It's this or buy cans and thus starve for the rest of the month.
I just held my glass up to the screen. Frankly? I wish I hadn't! I'm
Drinking this shit?! Oh, and it has a slightly 'metallic' catch at the back of the throat ~ if ye stop to think on it. I (and a good mate) also found it rather too 'Fruity' for our tastes - Hell, we're Guinness drinkers; What could we expect?! But; If I had an identical 5 gallons standing by and found it had fallen, burst and gone down the drain? I'd be heart broken!
My advice? It's better to drink completely under par beer than throw it away. It may not Look great. It won't Taste great. But it'll help ye sleep

What I'm saying is; Downing it will be more fun than slinging it. It'll also give ye a better appreciation of ye first Perfect Pint. The psychological drain of it going down the drain is, in my humble opinion, greater than the effect of drinking a pint and thinking, " Damn, this one Really went wrong! Still ..... "
Blinky wrote:
One thing is for sure- I will not be using the Muntons family again .
Ah. Now There I agree whole heartedly. Bugger is that my next kit is also one of theirs!
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I bought it before the Wherry debacle. I really have no option now. But I'm already put Right off their stuff.
Only, here's the twist: I have a Coopers Irish Stout in the FV right now. Been there a week. Guess what? Stuck at 20!!! Tomorrow, when I'm sober enough (

) that too is going in the keg. I'm through with messing around. And that too will be sunk early. I just can't afford cans right now. Hey ho.
So now ye've had my story and my twist. Here's the 'Advice': That London Dockland Porter is all set to follow the exact same route as those other two. Right? Thus it'll probably stick at 20 like them. Only this time I'm using the appliance of science. I got me a Fish Tank Heater/Stat. It's laying there, in a bucket of water. Set to a perfect 19c. That's going in with my Porter
See, the one thing apparent in all this is the inconsistency of FV temp's. My Min / Max thermometer tells me my wort's ranged from 15 - 22c.
Is It the kits??? Muntons have a Vile reputation for crapping out on people. Coopers are worshipped. BOTH of them screwed up on me ..... Or did I screw up on them? Either way, I'm through with leaving it to chance. £15.00 for a FV Heaterstat? I just Know that was money well spent
Now, keg that shit and just don't inflict it on ye circle of friends. It'll at least occupy ye whilst ye have another crack - with a rock steady FV temp.
Kick off tomorrow and we can check each others progress! What ye say?