…being Seymour's all-grain clone of Monkeybrew's popular two-can extract brew, corrected to reflect Wally's whiteboard information about Coopers' extract composition. Thanks!

6 US gallons = 5 Imperial gallons = 22.7 Litres
GRAINBILL
75.5% = 11.1 lbs = 5034 g, Pale Malt (best/freshest you can get, Joe White Aussie Traditional is authentic)
6.5% = .96 lb = 433 g, Wheat Malt
9% = 1.32 lb = 600 g, Black Malt
9% = 1.32 lb = 600 g, Cane Sugar (added to boil kettle, DON'T FORGET!)
TOTAL: 14.7 lbs = 6.67 kg
MASH @ 151°F/66°C for 60 min. Optional: stir in a pinch of Calcium carbonate
SPARGE to collect 7 US gal/5.8 Imp gal/26.5 L
BOIL 90-120 minutes, as vigorously as possible. I don't usually boil so long, but this maximizes kettle caramelization just like extract brews. Optional: add pinch of gypsum to make the hops sing.
HOPS
2.7 oz = 75 g, Pride of Ringwood, 90 minutes (single bittering addition)
CHILL, then AERATE in true Ditch fashion: using a gauntlet, Hitachi drill, and paint stirrer, then PITCH yeast.
YEAST
Coopers Brewery ale strain, available as WLP009 Australian Ale, or cultured from bottles of Coopers beer. The dry packet from Coopers kits is a different bugger, but still very good. Ferment at 65-72°F/18-22°C.
APPROXIMATE STATS
OG: 1071
ABV: 7.0%
IBU: 50
COLOUR: opaque black with beige foam and lace
BJCP STYLE: 13D. Foreign Extra Stout
