Carling Clone Wanted

[arkadiuszmakarenko]

C'mon, stop teasing! Where's the recipe? Its on my to-do list

All right I`ll try.
some enzymes mixture.
some finest (read cheapest) corn or rice.
few grains of malt per 1hl.
some hop extract produced in 2003 (finest )
finest sugar, or HFCS glucose-fructose syrup.
yeast which manage to convert above mixture to alcohol witout puking into it.

[Mountain]

C'mon, stop teasing! Where's the recipe? Its on my to-do list

All right I`ll try.
some enzymes mixture.
some finest (read cheapest) corn or rice.
few grains of malt per 1hl.
some hop extract produced in 2003 (finest )
finest sugar, or HFCS glucose-fructose syrup.
yeast which manage to convert above mixture to alcohol witout puking into it.

You forgot the peaked cap, tracksuit and an ASBO All essential ingredients.

[kay-jay]

hi everyone,

as i'm sure everyone of a certain age will remember, lager was considered a ladies drink until the 1980's, there are 2 reasons for its surge in popularity amongst male drinkers.
1) clever marketing ( remember the old "i bet he drinks carling black label" ads suggesting it was only the cool men who drank it.

2) the overwhelming fact that britain is full of bloody gullible idiots!

KJ

[pokerswazi]

Ever since a friend who tried some of my beer asked me if I could brew "proper beer, something like budweiser" I have been tempted to try. when friends like that come round for a bbq or for a game of poker, it would be nice to hand them an ice cold homebrew labeled "Proper Shit". surely it must be easy to make, rice/corn, some malt, a hop and some out of date kit beer yeast I have had floating around for ages.