John Smiths

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thepatchworkdoll
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John Smiths

Post by thepatchworkdoll » Fri Dec 06, 2013 9:07 pm

Hey Guys do any of you have a clone recipe for John Smiths. Any offers really appreciated.
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Re: John Smiths

Post by AnthonyUK » Fri Dec 06, 2013 9:42 pm

I doubt you'll get a sensible answer. Why anyone would want to recreate this is a mystery :D

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Re: John Smiths

Post by Hanglow » Fri Dec 06, 2013 9:54 pm

This is a sensible answer

go down your local park, pick up all the fallen twigs from the recent storm, go back home and boil them in 23l of water and add a hop cone. Once fermented, throw it out the window and go down to your local pub and drink something nice.

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Re: John Smiths

Post by TC2642 » Fri Dec 06, 2013 11:19 pm

I do remember when this was quite a nice pint (or maybe it was just me at a more innocent age!) , you can find it in Dave Lines 'Brewing Beers Like Those You Buy'.
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Re: John Smiths

Post by Pinto » Fri Dec 06, 2013 11:39 pm

Hanglow wrote:This is a sensible answer

go down your local park, pick up all the fallen twigs from the recent storm, go back home and boil them in 23l of water and add a hop cone. Once fermented, throw it out the window and go down to your local pub and drink something nice.

:o
Pretty close description - last can I drunk reminded me of a poor quality, underhopped 40 pint kit that had been brewed to 120 pints and made up with sugar to bring the abv up....
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Re: John Smiths

Post by themadhippy » Sat Dec 07, 2013 12:22 am

1) purchase 8 cans of tesco/asda/happy shopper el cheapo bitter
2) drink the above
3) wait for nature to take its course and urinate into a pint glass
4)drink the above ,it maybe a bit stronger than john smiths but the taste will be pretty close
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