Like (I think?) I've said earlier, mate; I'm not
against priming the keg. I just
don't bother myself, these days.
To revise: I used to use CO2. Found ~ as ever, with that stuff

~ I was either getting half a pint of gushing foam. Took me half the night just to fill a glass with beer.
Then, I had shit with
getting CO2. So I just gave up and started drinking my stuff 'flat'. Been doing that for years now. Fine by me.
Now; You plan to prime yours with a bit of sugar? Great. Sounds like a plan, to me

You go for it, mate. Maybe, if it had occurred to
me to do that, I'd have been saying the same myself?
Because, I imagine, if ye get it right? That should give ye that blanket of longer lasting CO2 ye looking for. Yet it *shouldn't* carbonate the f**k out of ye beer.
Yeppers. You crack on, mate. I'm confident that what ye'll produce there will be well within the realms of what I'd recognise as what I produce and like
Between you and me ....? Just now it's getting the balance of the serving
temperature that's giving me grief! I store my stuff in an unheated room and am drinking it in a room hovering between 55 / 65 F. Beer's so cold it's searing my throat!
I'm now seriously thinking about putting a low set heater into the FV I'm decanting my pints from. This is
Not how I like to drink my stout. I'd hate to think of anyone else out there going to all the trouble to produce a 'perfect Ditch's Stout' too. Then go and suck a glass of crushed ice!
Ditch's Stout; Mastered By No One ~ Yet. Not Even Ditch!