" Ditch's Stout " Master Class .....

[WalesAles]

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Ditch,
Find my photo please. This is the `3 Gall Stout`. This stuff is Fcuking stupidly drinkable but it takes your legs off! You can`t drink this while you`re on the PC because when you go for the second pint you can`t walk back steadily and then type propterly,
hic, I can`t say BOB backwards so I bwerrtter do now! Liquid Gold! Blah Blah Blah! Jibber Jabber! Mrs Ales just said the classic words `Why are you smelling that beer and making that silly noise ( beerorgasm). Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
WA

[WalesAles]

Ha,
OK Ditch don`t find my photo (thank you ) it`s there somehow and it lookus fuffin awsume. Bloody hell, If I could dribble down thios loptap anr thinjm i be letrocuted
WA

[Ditch]

Ditch, Find my photo please. This is the `3 Gall Stout`. This stuff is Fcuking stupidly drinkable but it takes your legs off! You can`t drink this while you`re on the PC because when you go for the second pint you can`t walk back steadily and then type propterly,
hic, I can`t say BOB backwards so I bwerrtter do now! Liquid Gold! Blah Blah Blah! Jibber Jabber! Mrs Ales just said the classic words `Why are you smelling that beer and making that silly noise ( beerorgasm). Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
WA

Ha, OK Ditch don`t find my photo (thank you ) it`s there somehow and it lookus fuffin awsume. Bloody hell, If I could dribble down thios loptap anr thinjm i be letrocuted
WA

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And let this be a lesson to you all: Ditch's 3 Gallon shit can Seriously f**k with your senses!

[tazzymutt]

And let this be a lesson to you all: Ditch's 3 Gallon shit can Seriously f**k with your senses!

One of my friends was suggesting that if I reduced the water a little further I could make a double brew (2 kits, 2KG Dark DSM, couple of mugs of sugar...) and get it into a single FV and PB... ( )

I think I may pass on that; the alternative would probably be to pass out after trying the stuff.

Happy brewing,


Ian.

(Still enjoying the batch that went into the barrel almost two months ago)

[timbo41]

Told ya before Ditch...you've created a monster
That three gal stuff is mutating..turning perfectly normal
Walesales into a jabbering numpty!!
Well played that man!!!!

[WalesAles]

Ahem!,
Excuse me, Timbo but I was Jibbering AND Jabbering! Nice pint though!
WA
Tazzy,
I`m going to try your idea on my next payday!
WA

[tazzymutt]

Tazzy,
I`m going to try your idea on my next payday!
WA

You'd better let the emergency services know; they'll need specialist equipment to deal with it if the spew gets out of hand...

Happy brewing (but don't turn your back on this one),


Ian.

[WalesAles]

Hello Everyone,
Guess what I`m going to drink RIGHT NOW!
WA

[Ditch]

Dear God! 5 ..... 4 ..... 3 .....

[WalesAles]

Dear God! 5 ..... 4 ..... 3 .....

Guess what? 7 pints of `3 Gall Stout` looking at me saying `come on then you wuss, your wife and daughter are drinking Pimms and watching BGT and you are drinking Bloody Wherry at only 5.7%, DRINK ME, I`m 6.5% remember how nice I am?`
OK, I`ll get the bottle opener right now!
WA

[Ditch]

Seven F**king Pints?!? Mightn't it be an idea to have Andy suspend ye account for the night then ....? Just to save any unfortunate incidents in a couple of hours time .....

[TC2642]

Seven F**king Pints?!? Mightn't it be an idea to have Andy suspend ye account for the night then ....? Just to save any unfortunate incidents in a couple of hours time .....

Reminds me of the time I shat myself 100 yards from my front door.

[Ditch]

I could 'better' that, Arnie. But, let's not let this thread drift away from the core subject. The Tap Room is for drunken banter.

This is about Coopers Stout, the way I like to make it

Gentlemen; Let us regroup here

[Ditch]

This, I feel, needs inclusion here!

Talk about 'Ouch!'!

[Ditch]

This, I feel, needs inclusion here!

Talk about 'Ouch!'!