To continue the purple prose theme, "Methinks the gauntlet has been laid down Mr Brungard"Eric wrote:Oscar Wilde was famous for saying he could resist anything but temptation, so how could I desist to extemporise this theme after returning from my local hostelry to find Aleman agreeing with a comment of mine? Moderators, please if you might, treat this with some comPASSION for the following as is writ, is done with PASSION.
There was once a saying in my home town by those with conviction of belief or cause that if what they claimed wasn't true, they would "Show their arse in Binns's window". Binns was then the most prestigeous shop with the largest window displays in Sunderland (home of several breweries of that era) that would be later gobbled up by House of Fraser and subsequently closed when taken by Al Fayed. If you knew Sunderland's main street, you would comprehend the humility offered by by such a pledge.
My favourite local can't be that bad, there was a sign to greet us saying Jennings' head brewer will be in attendance next Wednesday. I can't remember all consumed this evening, specifically the first, which, if any were, it might have suffered from excessive mineralisation, but was that so it might just have been sulphate rather than chloride to my taste. The last pint was Ringwood's Old Thumper, so you might have some idea of the session, but midway we had a pint of Hobgoblin by Wychwood and while sipping that I was reminded of this thread and thought if that was made with less than 100 ppm chloride and 100 ppm calcium, I'd show my arse in Binns's window. Are such beers known of in America?

In answer to timbobist's question as to how he can find out how much acid to use I suggest you take a look here for a perspective on brewing water and treatment, and then to go here for the software that accompanies it.