Hey Guys do any of you have a clone recipe for John Smiths. Any offers really appreciated.
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John Smiths
Re: John Smiths
I doubt you'll get a sensible answer. Why anyone would want to recreate this is a mystery 

Re: John Smiths
This is a sensible answer
go down your local park, pick up all the fallen twigs from the recent storm, go back home and boil them in 23l of water and add a hop cone. Once fermented, throw it out the window and go down to your local pub and drink something nice.

go down your local park, pick up all the fallen twigs from the recent storm, go back home and boil them in 23l of water and add a hop cone. Once fermented, throw it out the window and go down to your local pub and drink something nice.

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Re: John Smiths
I do remember when this was quite a nice pint (or maybe it was just me at a more innocent age!) , you can find it in Dave Lines 'Brewing Beers Like Those You Buy'.
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Re: John Smiths
Pretty close description - last can I drunk reminded me of a poor quality, underhopped 40 pint kit that had been brewed to 120 pints and made up with sugar to bring the abv up....Hanglow wrote:This is a sensible answer
go down your local park, pick up all the fallen twigs from the recent storm, go back home and boil them in 23l of water and add a hop cone. Once fermented, throw it out the window and go down to your local pub and drink something nice.
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Re: John Smiths
1) purchase 8 cans of tesco/asda/happy shopper el cheapo bitter
2) drink the above
3) wait for nature to take its course and urinate into a pint glass
4)drink the above ,it maybe a bit stronger than john smiths but the taste will be pretty close
2) drink the above
3) wait for nature to take its course and urinate into a pint glass
4)drink the above ,it maybe a bit stronger than john smiths but the taste will be pretty close
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