Acolyte's Arse 03-06-08

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Acolyte's Arse 03-06-08

Post by SteveD » Tue Jun 03, 2008 11:02 pm

The Black Pig Brewery offers the next brew in the Body parts of the Clergy series

Acolyte's Arse

5.2 Kg Low Colour pale malt (MO) Pre-crushed
210g Carapils Pre-crushed
79g Fuggles 90 mins
82g Styrians 90 mins
27g Styrians 5 mins
42g Styrians Switch Off
20g Styrians dry hopped - if it needs it.
Whirlfloc
2 x 11g Nottinghams yeast - rehydrated as per instructions

Obviously a Styrian Wotsit. Hop load looks a bit heavy but most were very low aa, and a year or two old. Fuggles? I had an open pack to use up. Styrians are a Fuggle anyway. I needed to do this summer beer but when was the problem - today was out as it was pissing with rain all day long - then the Brewers Acolyte turned up and suddenly it was game on :)

We used the new alkalinity test with good results. Mash ph5.2, sparge liquor at ph5.8. As is my wont, it was a heavier malt load than needed for a 1045 beer, but taking my eye off the ball during sparge (probably to get some more cheese onto some more bread) we ended up with a bit too much sugar in the boiler. Ah well. EDIT: I lobbed 6g of DLS into the boil for a laugh. It wasn't needed in the mash. Alkalinity was 198mg/l CaCO3, so according to Brupaks, I had about 79mg/l Calcium. 6g DLS should have brought that to about 115ish mg/l. Should have whacked in more to be in 'Bitter & Pale Ale territory but never mind.

The persistent rain created a need to improvise - boil in the new brew shed with window and door open (new fan not fitted yet) There was some condensation, but not too much considering the Queen Mary engine room ammount of steam being produced.
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Running off clear wort - loads of break material. Ended up with 22L at 1051. Wanted 1045, but what the hell. Couldn't be arsed to dilute it.
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The fermentation temperature question has forced some improvisation as well. Beer Freezer is full of full cornies. Tall fridge is sitting outside under a tarpaulin while I work in the brew shed. The house is too damn warm. So..just to get it going, it's sitting on a workmate in the big shed with a couple of bin bags over it, a 2kw convector heater under it, plugged into an ATC800, and the controller probe is taped to the side of the FV. The ATC800 is set to 16c, and so the convector shouldn't really have much to do. The temp reading at present is about 18c.
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Last edited by SteveD on Wed Jun 04, 2008 12:44 am, edited 2 times in total.

richard_senior

Post by richard_senior » Tue Jun 03, 2008 11:27 pm

What a fantastic naming convention.
Have you had Deacons Dick yet?
It was a shit brewing day today you're right. Managed to do a lager though.
Need a naming convention for lager...

SteveD

Post by SteveD » Tue Jun 03, 2008 11:39 pm

richard_senior wrote:What a fantastic naming convention.
Have you had Deacons Dick yet?
It was a shit brewing day today you're right. Managed to do a lager though.
Need a naming convention for lager...
Depends on the lager. Urine might be a good starting point?

Fosters - Piss
Carling - WeeWee
Boring German Factory Lager - KaztenPizzbrau

Then, the top bollocks Lager could be 'The Golden Shower' ;) Or 'Micturation of the Gods'

Deacon's Dick will be the next one. Thanks :)

prolix

Post by prolix » Wed Jun 04, 2008 12:21 am

steve that's the second thing I have learnt today cheers

Redbloke

Post by Redbloke » Wed Jun 04, 2008 12:26 am

Excellent improvisation Steve, only the imagination of a homebrewer (craftbrewer?) would be capable of that!

... suggestion for the 'Body parts of the Clergy series', ... 'dioceses orifices' :shock: although I can't imagine being able to ask for this after 3 or 4 pints :wink:

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Post by Andy » Wed Jun 04, 2008 8:27 am

Parson's Nose ? :lol:
Dan!

oblivious

Post by oblivious » Wed Jun 04, 2008 8:35 am

Looks great steve

But what ever you do don't mix the Acolyte's Arse with the Cardinal's Cock, i predict disastrous results :wink:

Vossy1

Post by Vossy1 » Wed Jun 04, 2008 9:11 am

Good work as always SD 8)

SteveD

Post by SteveD » Wed Jun 04, 2008 11:07 am

Andy wrote:Parson's Nose ? :lol:
Now that's a good one - and so obvious I didn't see it! :)

SteveD

Post by SteveD » Wed Jun 04, 2008 11:09 am

Redbloke wrote:Excellent improvisation Steve, only the imagination of a homebrewer (craftbrewer?) would be capable of that!

... suggestion for the 'Body parts of the Clergy series', ... 'dioceses orifices' :shock: although I can't imagine being able to ask for this after 3 or 4 pints :wink:
Something about necessity being the mother of invention, and all that. Fermentation underway.

Diocesian Orifi? :D

SteveD

Post by SteveD » Wed Jun 04, 2008 11:10 am

oblivious wrote:Looks great steve

But what ever you do don't mix the Acolyte's Arse with the Cardinal's Cock, i predict disastrous results :wink:
Or the Bishops Bumhole for that matter....

We're safe, the cock is long gone.

SteveD

Post by SteveD » Wed Jun 04, 2008 5:09 pm

Went and had a look earlier. Going merrily, but not racing. Threatening to blow through the airlock, so blow off tube fitted. Ambient temp 17-18c. Wort temp 18.6c according to the thermometer, say, 18-19c. I think I'll leave it there as conditions seem just fine. The convector heater under the black bag works well, returning the temperature around the FV to the set value very quickly but not overshooting significantly. Yet another way of doing it when it's a bit too cool. No good if it's too warm, of course.

A way of coping with lack of space in the freezer for conditioning would be to get a portable air conditioner and set it to 10-13c for ales. Then the whole room turns into a pub cellar. But, they're not cheap, it would be a bit over the top, and I'd have to somehow get it past the Memsahib. :lol: :shock: :cry: Not easy...

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Post by Oggy' Bar » Wed Jun 04, 2008 10:12 pm

Hope the brew turns out to be a Bramah..as they say in these parts.

Can't help but notice in your pictures that you have rather a lot of not quite completed projects Steve D :wink:

For future brews in this lineage as well as the "Bishop's Bumhole"..How about .The "Rector's rectum"..."Rabbi's Ring-piece"..."Organist's orifice"...."The Parson's passage" ......Ohh sh1t...I think I need counselling :cry:

scarer

Post by scarer » Wed Jun 04, 2008 10:23 pm

SteveD wrote:
Andy wrote:Parson's Nose ? :lol:
Now that's a good one - and so obvious I didn't see it! :)
It's as plain as the nose on your face!

:roll:

SteveD

Post by SteveD » Wed Jun 04, 2008 11:07 pm

Oggy' Bar wrote:Hope the brew turns out to be a Bramah..as they say in these parts.

Can't help but notice in your pictures that you have rather a lot of not quite completed projects Steve D :wink:
Tell me about it. :roll: Brewshed, Wall (about 5' high now), Garden in general, front Garden....and so on
Oggy' Bar wrote:For future brews in this lineage as well as the "Bishop's Bumhole"..How about .The "Rector's rectum"..."Rabbi's Ring-piece"..."Organist's orifice"...."The Parson's passage" ......Ohh sh1t...I think I need counselling :cry:


Counselling about your preoccupation with the exit end of the alimentary canal? :shock: There are enough names there for about a year's worth of clerical brews :)

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