What would you ask Brewdog?

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Fallen

Re: What would you ask Brewdog?

Post by Fallen » Thu Jul 22, 2010 1:58 pm

Jolum wrote:Yeah Fallen, leave planet Brewdog immediately and get yourself back to reality where you belong :lol:
Your wish is my command oh mighty Jolum :D

Next stop..........Planet Thornbridge..........BrewDog without the 'you're not worthy' marketistos....Hurrah :pink:

boingy

Re: What would you ask Brewdog?

Post by boingy » Thu Jul 22, 2010 2:01 pm

Fallen wrote:I'm not worthy and do not have the style, substance or sophistication to appreciate a BrewDog beer.
I've only tasted one of their beers. It was OK. They are still a pair of knobs though :wink:

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Re: What would you ask Brewdog?

Post by Jolum » Thu Jul 22, 2010 2:02 pm

Fallen wrote:
Jolum wrote:Yeah Fallen, leave planet Brewdog immediately and get yourself back to reality where you belong :lol:
Your wish is my command oh mighty Jolum :D

Next stop..........Planet Thornbridge..........BrewDog without the 'you're not worthy' marketistos....Hurrah :pink:
Thornbridge's St Petersburg RIS...mmm, my kind of pint without all the fuss and feathers :D
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Re: What would you ask Brewdog?

Post by bosium » Thu Jul 22, 2010 2:24 pm

man does this f**king thread never die.

/unsubscribe

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Re: What would you ask Brewdog?

Post by boingy » Thu Jul 22, 2010 2:29 pm

bosium wrote:man does this f**king thread never die.
Not if you keep posting to it. Dammit, you've got me at it now!

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Re: What would you ask Brewdog?

Post by Hogarth » Thu Jul 22, 2010 6:49 pm

boingy wrote: Perhaps they can extend the theme by stuffing a cornie into a badger...
Heh heh! :-P And a King Keg could be put into a dead panda.

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Re: What would you ask Brewdog?

Post by Jolum » Thu Jul 22, 2010 6:51 pm

bosium wrote:man does this f**king thread never die.

/unsubscribe
Well done there :lol:

Though if you think this thread is big? Take a look at the thread Vossy1 started What's everyone suppin tonight?...265pages :shock:
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Re: What would you ask Brewdog?

Post by lancsSteve » Mon Jul 26, 2010 3:52 pm

I love this thread - pop back every so often to see what they've done next...

BRILLIANT!

I'm a huge fan of BrewDog (apart from the price... and size of bottles). They started after Michael Jackson (the beer one not the kiddy fiddling dead one) tried their homebrews so they have a background in craft brewing. Roadkill bottles is insane genius IMHO - wonder if they've been watching 'mongrels' or something.

The thing I like is people who try their beers have an opinion on them and remember them - most other beers now are so middle-of-the-road with CAMRA-says-this-is-real-ale as some sort of badge of blandness and no info on ingredients I've had enough of the 'CAMRA revolution' and focus on bottled beers. All we've got is loads of the same old bitters and pale ales - little to shine nothing to hate. There are exceptions of course but the standard labelling and 'funny' jokes and traditionalism is just so worn and tired. US craft brewing is decades ahead and CAMRA is holding us back now not moving forward... BrewDog should inspire, some others are now stepping up to make more interesting beers rather than just 'real ale' but when was the last time you saw something *really* interesting from the UK in the beer section?
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EoinMag

Re: What would you ask Brewdog?

Post by EoinMag » Mon Jul 26, 2010 3:56 pm

lancsSteve wrote:I love this thread - pop back every so often to see what they've done next...

BRILLIANT!

I'm a huge fan of BrewDog (apart from the price). They started after Michael Jackson (the beer one not the kiddy fiddling dead one) tried their homebrews so they have a background in craft brewing. Roadkill bottles is insane genius IMHO - wonder if they've been watching 'mongrels' or something.

The thing I like is people who try their beers have an opinion on them and remember them - most other beers now are so middle-of-the-road with CAMRA-says-this-is-real-ale as some sort of badge of blandness and no info on ingredients I've had enough of the 'CAMRA revolution' and focus on bottled beers. All we've got is loads of the same old bitters and pale ales - little to shine nothing to hate. There are exceptions of course but the standard labelling and 'funny' jokes and traditionalism is just so worn and tired. US craft brewing is decades ahead and CAMRA is holding us back now not moving forward... BrewDog should inspire, some others are now stepping up to make more interesting beers rather than just 'real ale' but when was the last time you saw something *really* interesting from the UK in the beer section?

All mostly true, except that Brew dog is not making mass consumption widely appealing beers, just because they are "interesting" does not mean everyone likes them. I tried the pink IPA the other day, far too many hops for my taste, the wife loves it, but not me. I like the traditonal stuff, and there is room for innovators, but stuffing a 55% beer in a squirrel is a smart marketing ploy and not innovation.
Also the yanks are just interested in packing as many hops into a beer as possible, not necessarily rocket science.

lancsSteve

Re: What would you ask Brewdog?

Post by lancsSteve » Mon Jul 26, 2010 4:35 pm

EoinMag wrote:just because they are "interesting" does not mean everyone likes them.
Isn't that the point? Too many people are making beers that everyone doesn't mind but no-one really goes 'oh WOW'... I want more beers that are like marmitew and you lvoe or hate but have an opinion - it's like elevator music vs punk. I'm glad there are some punks at last and people who don't like them.

And for me Punk IPA is properly hoppy... and very good. Sadly also small and expensive :-( But nothing else on the shelf comes close... At least I brew my own so can ape the style and intent and that's why I've got in to homebrew, to make the beers I can't buy rather than copies of the tedium that dominates our shelves.

American beers often lack subtlety and have a tendency towards the hopheads but that can't be levelled at Sam Adams (hardly a micro I know) but at least they produce an interesting range of really different beers - and the allegation of 'hop heavy' is misplaced on many - unlike the typical range of 'pale / best / esb' which are almost interchangeable in many cases in taste etc.

With dark lagers finally available over here why's no-one here making them? With better ranges of malted grains available and hop prices lower why is it all middle-of-the-road ales... Adnams approach to 'world beer' specials was a good start, someone in west cumbria is making weissen and US IPA... But to me only BrewDog are out there and in the shops with beers that stand out as distincitve and different... They've annoyed a lot of people and divided opinion (whcih is good) but hopefully have created a new space for some new ideas and new tastes rather than just more and more and more of the same. I'll give BareArts in Todmorden a nod for trying but even that's fairly limited in range and styles... Never ever ever ever thought I'd see myself saying "wish I was in America - they've got better beer"!!!!

Fallen

Re: What would you ask Brewdog?

Post by Fallen » Mon Jul 26, 2010 4:57 pm

lancsSteve wrote:BrewDog should inspire, some others are now stepping up to make more interesting beers rather than just 'real ale' but when was the last time you saw something *really* interesting from the UK in the beer section?
I believe Thornbridge were innovating long before BrewDog and in fact, one of the ex-Thornbridge brewers was involved in the start-up of BrewDog (I'm happy to be corrected on this). The only thing BrewDog are doing is using new world hops (and buckets of them) instead of traditional varieties. There are plenty of other micros up and down the country doing the same thing.

The problem with innovating in the UK is that we're a nation of swillers. You couldn't spend an evening at the pub drinking 6-10% IPAs and expect to get home in one piece (I speak for myself on this one). The same is true of super-hoppy ales. The flavour is just too intense to drink any more than 1-2 pints. The result is a market crammed full of session ales that can be drunk without too much effort.

On another point, real ale consumption makes up 3% of the UK beer market. Of this 3% I'd be willing to bet that three quarters or more is consumed by blokes >25 years old who can afford to spend a bit more on their beer and want something that tastes good. Real ale (largely) isn't appealing to students and the 18-22 year olds who want to go out and get battered as cheaply as possible on stuff that is easy to drink. Real ale also has a jesus boots, beardy reputation, is more expensive and actually tastes of something; three factors that do not endear it to younger drinkers and women. The only conclusion I can draw from BrewDog's marketing campaign is that they're trying to convert the two largely untapped ale markets: younger drinkers (by aggressive marketing) and women (by making 'different' products). The problem is, they're trying to do it using cheap publicity stunts while claiming to be doing it for the good of craft brewing. At the risk of sounding like a grumpy old, Hovis scoffing, brass band loving whinger (not that I'm implying that all Yorshire-men are miserable :D :^o I'm a Jock so should really be actively supporting BrewDog)........is this really the only kind of marketing campaign that can get you noticed nowadays?

Love em or hate em..........they ain't going anywhere. BUT, given the choice of BrewDog or Thornbridge.........I'll be giving my money to the latter.
bosium wrote:Post by bosium » Thu Jul 22, 2010 1:24 pm
man does this f**king thread never die.

/unsubscribe
Hehe, sorry :twisted:

TheMumbler

Re: What would you ask Brewdog?

Post by TheMumbler » Mon Jul 26, 2010 5:04 pm

lancsSteve wrote:[it's like elevator music vs punk.
No it isn't [-X , try an even vaguely appropriate analogy.

Why are you so down on British beer styles anyway? Sure, there is much to be liked in the brewing of other places but equally there is a fine tradition of brewing here. I'm all for a bit of variety but you seem to be throwing out the baby with the bathwater.

Oh, and electro is still crap :wink:

koomber

Re: What would you ask Brewdog?

Post by koomber » Mon Jul 26, 2010 9:32 pm

Like it or lothe it, they made it to the front page of the BBC for both shared and viewed within a day of issuing the beer.

I'm a Brewdog hog, but Given the choice between a case of Punk IPA and WIlliams brothers harvest sun, I'd go for the sunny delight!

lancsSteve

Re: What would you ask Brewdog?

Post by lancsSteve » Tue Jul 27, 2010 8:51 am

TheMumbler wrote:No it isn't [-X , try an even vaguely appropriate analogy.
Yes it is so na na na - just cos you like elevator music and given half a chance would play in a band in a lift and don't recognise the genius of electro that's YOUR problem. (I should probably point out at this stage that we shall continue this argument over our next brew together or down the pub and this is not a forum spat or start of a flame war ;))
Why are you so down on British beer styles anyway? Sure, there is much to be liked in the brewing of other places but equally there is a fine tradition of brewing here. I'm all for a bit of variety but you seem to be throwing out the baby with the bathwater.
I'm not down on them (well maybe a bit) they're GREAT, but as history has shown us also very vulnerable - witness the invasion of lager and the uptake/prevalence of hoegaarden or weissen's now - and a fairly narrow view of what beer can be. I believe that hoegaarden and weissens etc. show there is an appetite out there for new tastes which the domestic micro-market doesn't seem to be going for sticking instead to a narrow set of traditions... The AMerican micros at least try to immitate and then have a twist on 'foreign' styles which generates interest and a market for 'interesting beer'. I've seen the same in Denmark (a pink quinoa-based fruity sour beer anyone - on ice in the sun??? a 'real beer' targeted at women but NOT a 'real ale'...) Achouffe in Belgium making American IPAs and Scotch Ales etc. etc. But... we wont? TBH in this regard BrewDog aren't doing a lot of variety but at least they are distinctive in a way that makes their beers instantly identifiable - and not just by packaging. A few others are but not many...

I'd love to see either real traditions coming back with say a series of brands based on history - a tudor ale, an elizabethan ale, a victorian porter, an edwardian IPA etc. that would be something different, distinctive and traditional - looking back to the weirder corners of our beer history or looking at who brought what over (Huguenot ale?). Beers like fraoch are inspiring and different - more of that please, just more of something distinct. I really feel that a very narrow definition of what 'real ale' is has come to dominate and there are more and more bottles of very very similar beers on the shelves in terms of look / style / taste. Meantime are an exception, BrewDog the most noticeable... The more people think 'wow this could be very different' the more the market could grow.
Fallen wrote:I believe Thornbridge were innovating long before BrewDog
Shall have to check them out. Among many other good obnservations (a nation of swillers etc) I do think that what BrewDog are doing is modelled on an American model. In the USA god know how tiny the percentage of the market is drinking real beer. BUT what is evident is that the micros have been a revolution and do have a small % but significant market, 'scene' and culture around them. I'd love to see it come in over here - something like a return of the firkin chain in terms of delivery (micro brewing in a pub) but with a more interesting range of beer and more bottled beers so they can make something interesting and keep it a while. Bare Arts in todmorden do this approach very well as homebrew-writ-large and do some interesting beers. http://www.barearts.com//acatalog/ - more of this please!

As for brewdog, I'm a CAMRA member and go to their beer festivals but BrewDog pi$$ing them off just makes me smile.

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