Kit Brewers Challenge....PLEASE READ THIS!

[Exiled Bradfordian]

Planning to brew up Saturday. We on?

[WalesAles]

Planning to brew up Saturday. We on?

EB,
We On!
Crystal Malt, Challenger and Progress arrived this morning!
The Kettle will be on at 6pm ready for a nice little Evening Brew Session!

WA

[Jim]

Go for it kit brewers!

[Exiled Bradfordian]

WA's gonna get his butler to do it. He's semi posh now, you know.

[WalesAles]

EB,
Why is your FV1 and FV2 empty?
You know the rules, 1 FV always on the go!
If it`s not Beer, shove on a TC, ready to drink in 3 weeks.
I`m giving the Butler the Weekend off. I suppose I will have to do this Brew Myself!

WA

[Exiled Bradfordian]

Wales, I bottled up on Sunday and was knackered after a day's tile shopping so couldn't be f**ked putting a new one on, especially involving the extra sanitising that hops would involve. No excuse! They will BOTH be full this weekend, one with an Exiled Supping Bradfordian, one with a 'Ditch's Stout', but not a proper Ditch's Stout...the recipe will be 100pc correct but it will be bottles, which makes it a non-Ditch's Stout.

[WalesAles]

Brew the Stout to 18Lts!
Liquid Gold!
SG 1058 FG 1012 6.3% ABV approx! Bloody Lovely Mun!

Go On! You know you want to!

WA

[Exiled Bradfordian]

I was gonna go for the 3 gallon version

[WalesAles]

OMG!
13.64Lt!
Strange, just looked in my book and my 3 Gall Stout came out at 6.3% as well.
You might as well do the 18Lts, more beer, same ABV.
Up to you! ELC!

WA

[Exiled Bradfordian]

When I was thinking of the 3 gal Ditch's I was thinking more of my carpet than the ABV!

[WalesAles]

Carpet? Carpet? I`ve brewed with carpet before, don`t do it, it`s horrible and full of fluff and cats` hairs!

WA

Sorry! I misread that as Carapils!

[Exiled Bradfordian]

I can't add carpet to it. It's a Ditch's stout. For Chrissake don't let him hear of you adding stuff to it!

[WalesAles]

Go for it kit brewers!

Jim, Jedi Master and Brewing God has spoken to us!
We must use this secret information as a sign that HE wants us to `Go for it`.
Let`s do it!
He`s lost a shoe, take off your shoe, raise your shoe, a shoe, a shoe, it is a sign! We will follow you Master!
F£ck Off! Stop following me!
But how shall we...............................................

WA



Sinatra Stout is Great Fun! Hic!

[Exiled Bradfordian]

Blimmin Eck Wales; how's your head this morning?

[WalesAles]

Head`s OK!
Great Mini Beer Fest last night!
Spiced Raspberry TC, Passion Fruit TC, Wilko`s Best Bitter, Simply Pale Ale, Sinatra Stout, Coopers APA.
Same again tonight when I am Brewing up!

WA